Chael Sonnen – The Best Quotes

Chael Sonnen may not be the champion of his division, but he’s certainly the undisputed champion when it comes to talking trashing about fighters who are and aren’t in his division.

A selection of quotes that he used before his fight with Anderson Silva

“Anderson, you are going to be on your back more than a pornstar with a mortgage”

“I’m gonna leave Anderson Silva as horizontal as I left Suge Knight about 6 months ago in front of TAO”

“I’ll fly like a butterfly, and run like a scared hound, anything to avoid Chael Sonnen’s ground and pound!”

“He’s a grown man with earrings. He’s a grown man with saggy pants, pink t-shirts and crooked hats. Go join a gang, don’t get in the UFC.”
When asked what he would say if Georges St Pierre challenged him to a fight

 “If GSP said he wanted to fight me, the first thing I would say is the first thing I say every time I hear GSP talk: ‘Gol dangit! That sounds like a French Canadian Minnie Mouse!’ That’s the first thing I’d say. Then I’d say, ‘GSP, lemme ask you a serious question. Do you have designated driver, someone to get you home safely? ‘Cause clearly, you’re intoxicated.’ I would say, ‘GSP, do you have a hankering for pain?’ ‘GSP, did you lose a bet with God?’ ‘GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the 3-cent tan beat off your socialist back.’ That’s what I would tell GSP.”

Regarding Bispings tweets during his fight with Anderson Silva

“Well you know I’ll tell ya if Michael Bisping ever addresses me in public again I’ll bury him where he stands”

When asked how he felt about current UFC Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar

“If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I’d take my boot off and throw it at him. And he better polish it up before he brings it back to me. That guy comes around here talkin’ about he’s the baddest guy in the UFC? Hey Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing pushups, ’cause it’s effecting your realm on reality. Are you kidding me? I’d slap you in your face and you wouldn’t do anything about it, Brock. ‘But I’m Brock Lesnar! I’ve got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest!’ Well I’ll shove it up through your face if you get in Chael Sonnen’s way.”


Chael….even if you don’t win against Silva in your rematch, please continue to entertain us


1 Comment

  1. He is getting in to stand up comedy for real. get out off here and be serious man.
    oh I’m gonna take the belt from him, bla,bla,bla and nothing, empty hands. If you are the best where is the belt.
    You are behind the best. suck it up .
    The only country in the world where when you lose you win. is just that crazy . welcome to the entertainment business .
    Anderson you got to lose to be popular.

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